MARRIAGE CHUCKLES: 50 THINGS THAT MAKE ME NAUSEAOUS DURING PREGNANCY.

Hey mommas! This are the 50 things that MAKE ME NAUSEAOUS DURING PREGNANCY.

  1. The sound of school buses outside our house: Gosh! Its morning! I can’t wake up! I don’t want to!
  2. The smell of my pillow: Smells like fur.
  3. The smell of my husband’s pillow: Smells like real fur.
  4. The smell of my own breath: I need to brush for the umpteenth time.
  5. The sight of Colgate. Oh that white thing! Why is it too bright!
  6. Brushing my teeth. I don’t want anything close to my lips! *gag*
  7. Looking at my husband when he’s brushing: Why is he allowing that in his mouth? *I still gag. *
  8. Waking up: Another whole story.
  9. My husband trying to wake me up: Leave me alone Mr!
  10. The smell of eggs being fried in the kitchen: It’s like layers’ mash.
  11. My neighbor cooking pancakes! Oh how awful!
  12. Showering. Not okay. Who will dry me up? I just want to sleep.
  13. The yellow cup: Smells like eggs.
  14. The white cup: Smells like paraffin.
  15. The black mug: it always smells like Lake Victoria fish.
  16. The sight of sugar: it’s too sugary!
  17. The next person seated next to me in a public transport: Why can’t they just open the window? Why is her skirt too bright? This bright things!
  18. Smelly weaves: Please wash your head!
  19. When the conductor yawns: Not good Mr! Not good!
  20. Radio stations playing reggae, rock and ragga: I need silence!
  21. Any radio station: I need silence.
  22. Loud TV stations: I still need silence.
  23. Thinking about eating fries: I can’t even finish this sentence.
  24. Thinking about eating cake: The smell of wheat made me dizzy!
  25. My own fart: How can my digestive system be that mean to me?
  26. My husband’s fart: Mean baeby, mean! inexplicably gross!
  27. Visiting the washroom: I need some strong scent here Hunnie!
  28. Bright lights. Why are they so bright?Too hard on me!
  29. Cabbage: No bright things please!
  30. Wrist watches: Too heavy baeby!
  31. Eating. Everything tastes like foam, or like sponge.
  32. Not eating: Equally nauseating. Everything smells like chalk.
  33. Thinking about cold tea: Will it get into my mouth?
  34. Thinking about hot tea: Will I still need to use my mouth?
  35. People walking too fast: please go slow.
  36. People walking slowly: please be fast.
  37. My kitchen: I can smell it as soon as I alight the bus.
  38. Bathing gel: I just do not want to shower.
  39. Walking: Can I sit down forever please?
  40. Thinking about cooking. I can’t stand my kitchen.
  41. Thinking about onions: Why is its scent this strong?
  42. Meat: Too red! No bright things again!
  43. Adverts in the television: I don’t know why.
  44. Shopping in the supermarket. Can’t explain.
  45. Yoghurt on shelves: Equally disgusting.
  46. Waiting for my turn to pay: Why are the attendants taking too long? Why do they have to smack their lips?
  47. My bra: too tight!
  48. My underwear: too tight!
  49. My clothes: Equally tight – I just want to be free!
  50. Everything else!

#marriageworks

#Godspeed

THIS IS PREGNANCY!

We are John and Mary Munene and we love the Lord! Christ is our all in all! All we are is by God’s grace. Apart from having our individual careers, we are ardent bloggers, authors and misters of God's word. We have been blessed with two amazing children. A beautiful daughter and a handsome son. We love adventure, anything with lots of adrenaline is always a ‘go-thing’ for us! A cup of coffee next to a fireplace and a good book always does good to our souls! Hope you enjoy this blog!

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