MARRIAGE CHUCKLES: 50 THINGS THAT MAKE ME NAUSEAOUS DURING PREGNANCY.

Hey mommas! This are the 50 things that MAKE ME NAUSEAOUS DURING PREGNANCY.

1. The sound of school buses outside our house: Gosh! Its morning! I can’t wake up! I don’t want to!
2. The smell of my pillow: Smells like fur.
3. The smell of my husband’s pillow: Smells like real fur.
4. The smell of my own breath: I need to brush for the umpteenth time.
5. The sight of Colgate. Oh that white thing! Why is it too bright!
6. Brushing my teeth. I don’t want anything close to my lips! *gag*
7. Looking at my husband when he’s brushing: Why is he allowing that in his mouth? *I still gag. *
8. Waking up: Another whole story.
9. My husband trying to wake me up: Leave me alone Mr!
10. The smell of eggs being fried in the kitchen: It’s like layers’ mash.
11. My neighbor cooking pancakes! Oh how awful!
12. Showering. Not okay. Who will dry me up? I just want to sleep.
13. The yellow cup: Smells like eggs.
14. The white cup: Smells like paraffin.
15. The black mug: it always smells like Lake Victoria fish.
16. The sight of sugar: it’s too sugary!
17. The next person seated next to me in a public transport: Why can’t they just open the window? Why is her skirt too bright? This bright things!
18. Smelly weaves: Please wash your head!
19. When the conductor yawns: Not good Mr! Not good!
20. Radio stations playing reggae, rock and ragga: I need silence!
21. Any radio station: I need silence.
22. Loud TV stations: I still need silence.
23. Thinking about eating fries: I can’t even finish this sentence.
24. Thinking about eating cake: The smell of wheat made me dizzy!
25. My own fart: How can my digestive system be that mean to me?
26. My husband’s fart: Mean baeby, mean! inexplicably gross!
27. Visiting the washroom: I need some strong scent here Hunnie!
28. Bright lights. Why are they so bright?Too hard on me!
29. Cabbage: No bright things please!
30. Wrist watches: Too heavy baeby!
31. Eating. Everything tastes like foam, or like sponge.
32. Not eating: Equally nauseating. Everything smells like chalk.
33. Thinking about cold tea: Will it get into my mouth?
34. Thinking about hot tea: Will I still need to use my mouth?
35. People walking too fast: please go slow.
36. People walking slowly: please be fast.
37. My kitchen: I can smell it as soon as I alight the bus.
38. Bathing gel: I just do not want to shower.
39. Walking: Can I sit down forever please?
40. Thinking about cooking. I can’t stand my kitchen.
41. Thinking about onions: Why is its scent this strong?
42. Meat: Too red! No bright things again!
43. Adverts in the television: I don’t know why.
44. Shopping in the supermarket. Can’t explain.
45. Yoghurt on shelves: Equally disgusting.
46. Waiting for my turn to pay: Why are the attendants taking too long? Why do they have to smack their lips?
47. My bra: too tight!
48. My underwear: too tight!
49. My clothes: Equally tight – I just want to be free!
50. Everything else!

#marriageworks

#Godspeed

THIS IS PREGNANCY!