This one couldn’t pass!
You know those times you are from work and can’t wait to get home!

Traffic was a mess and can’t wait to just let loose!
You have hit the “mileage ” as my hubby and I refer to it!
You get in the house, remove the heels, put the handbags down…then this sudden scratch, a ka-weird “mwithùathùa”- as we call it in my tongue – hits your back!
The intensity is concentrated right under the bra strap! Who better than your hubby to do the “scratching job” for you because the cooking spatula or “mwiko” as we call it is too far!

  • Me: “Baeby nikunakune hapa”!
  • Hubby: “Wapi? “

(Stage 1- I get to show him)

  • Me: ” Teremka, mhhhhhhh…hapo….yeeessss… Left kiasi, yessss, right….Chini kidogo… Left… Left… Panda juu.. Juu… Juu tena…yes…”

(He’s getting impatient)

  • Hubby: ” Not yet?!)

(I point to another place)

  • Hubby: “Hapo?”
  • Me: “Chini kiasi, hapo…Kuna kabisaaa.. Left.. Left… Hapo… Chini…Chini.. Hapo…Kuna kabisaaa… Chini again.. Chini baeby.. Yeeessss… Now center abit…Center… Kaizen hunnie… Left…left again… “

(He stops)

  • Hubby: “Now you are pretending hunnie! “

(who pretends when the mwithùathùa hits?)

  • Me: “Am not, aki bae just finish please…. Pleaseeee Sir”

(He continues)

  • Me: “… Left, left, left… Hapo! Yes…. Now right…! “

(He stops and changes the TV channel!)

We are John and Mary Munene and we love the Lord! Christ is our all in all! All we are is by God’s grace. Apart from having our individual careers, we are ardent bloggers, authors and misters of God's word. We have been blessed with two amazing children. A beautiful daughter and a handsome son. We love adventure, anything with lots of adrenaline is always a ‘go-thing’ for us! A cup of coffee next to a fireplace and a good book always does good to our souls! Hope you enjoy this blog!

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